Could no longer resist. Took me like an hour.



First Pick 10 OCs, if you don't have that many, replace them with cool people.
1. Chaos [Misfits]
2. Earthen [Misfits]
3. Carmen [Misfits]
4.Aria [Misfits]
5. Mel [Halloween]
6. Bryce [Halloween]
7. Punk [Misfits, hasn’t made it in yet but Punk is short for Puncture]
8. Kay [Misfits, hasn’t made it in yet, OC version of ~Upthendown, short for Kaylee]
9. David [untitled story, not up yet]
10. Mary [untitled story, not up yet]

Now answer the following questions:

5[Mel], 6[Bryce], 3[Carmen], and 9[David] have a disco party, what is it like?
Bryce is standing against the wall with his arms crossed, scowling. Good job, Bryce! Mel is pissed at Bryce because she wants to dance but she doesn’t want to dance with anybody else. David is dancing up a storm with some chick he just met, even though the 70s are way after his time. Carmen is probably calling the police to get the hippies out of her house – cocktail parties are more her style.


Everybody was going to 2[Earthen]'s Birthday party, but 7[Punk]. Why is 7[Punk] not going and what is 2[Earthen]'s reaction?
Oh, that’s easy. Any birthday party of Earthen’s is Carmen’s idea, therefore, she controls everything, including the guest list. The only people on that list are the children of the City’s rich and powerful. Punk would definitely not be on there.
Conversation:
Earthen: My mom’s throwing me a birthday party.
Punk: Bummer, man! Can I crash it?
Earthen: If you can get in…

[Carmen has planned for this and there are hired guards around the house, so Punk can’t get in.]


If 10[Mary] died what effect would it have on 1[Chaos]?
She wouldn’t know. Maybe she’d be visiting a graveyard and see the gravestone? If she did know, she wouldn’t care.


4[Aria] and 8[Kay] are lonely and decide to do some crack XD. So, when you find them, what do they tell you?
Kay: Ooohhh, look at the pretty lights!
Aria: -pulls Kay back from edge of cliff- SHIT! Why did I agree to sell you this stuff?


1[Chaos], 2[Earthen], 3[Carmen] and 5[Mel] are watching TV. 5[Mel] flips through the channels and finds Transformers 2 is on TV. What and how does this effect 1,2,3 and 5.
Mel: Can’t believe the crap they try to pass off as entertainment. -tries to flip to other channel-
Earthen: -grabs remote- No! I like this show!
Chaos and Carmen: -for once in agreement- Can I leave now?


Everybody had a slice of cake. It had exlax in it. WHAT HAPPENS?
Ha. David and Earthen put it in there, so they’d be dead before a second had passed, at the hands of Chaos, Carmen or Mary. Kay would probably get poisoned or something, so Punk would have to drag her to the hospital. Mel and Bryce would have run for the bathroom, nothing special. Aria wouldn’t have eaten any (she always manages to escape these things) so she’d be laughing her ass off asking Chaos for the recipe. Nobody would kill her, though, because everyone’s too scared of her.

If 10[Mary], 4[Aria], and 5[Mel] play poker, who wins? And why?
Mary refuses to play, thinking it’s for criminals and drunkards (well, it probably was in 1914!), so that leaves Aria and Mel. Mel would play really smart and all that, but Aria’s smart too and has dumb luck.


If 7[Punk] likes 6[Bryce] what will happen to 3[Carmen]?
She’ll probably call some kind of agency against gay people. She doesn’t like anything she’s not.

Everyone has to have theme music, even me. *Cough cough* My theme song is "We like to party" *cough cough* So anyway what are you OC's theme songs?

Chaos + Earthen: Not Good Enough for Truth in Cliché [Escape the Fate]
Punk + Kay: Hey There Delilah [Plain White T’s]
Mary + David: Avila [The Wailing Jennys]
Mel + Bryce: Somebody’s Miracle [Liz Phair]
Aria: First of the Gang to Die [Morrissey]
Carmen: Dead! [My Chemical Romance]


Why is 6[Bryce] scared of 7[Punk]? XD
He’s pretty scary-looking, actually. Lotsa piercings, and he runs with a scary crowd.

What would 8[Kay] do if he/she were trapped in a room with 2[Earthen]?
She’d try to strike up a conversation, but it wouldn’t go well because Earthen doesn’t know her very well and is given to communicating with strangers through a series of grunts.


How does 1[Chaos] react to this sentence; "OMGZ YOU ARE SO AWESOME KUNG-FU!!!"
She’d do one of those disdainful breathing-out noises, like ‘you’re such an imbecile you’re not even worth talking to’.

Can 6[Bryce] and 9[David] have a healthy baby with each other?
No, they’re both guys. Although David, I’m sure, would go around saying that they had.


Fav foods of the OCs.
Chaos: Anything with thyme in it
Earthen: Cottage cheese, baked beans. Preferably together. He’s perfectly suited to a life with Chaos.
Carmen: Caviar
Aria: Jellybeans
Mel: Couscous
Bryce: Steak
Punk: Yogurt. He’s actually a vegetarian.
Kay: Ice cream! Her favourite flavour is cookies-and-cream. (I’m very noble and not going to get back at you for the pasta crack, Hannah.)
David: Roast potatoes.
Mary: Cream-of-broccoli soup.


1[Chaos], 3[Carmen], 5[Mel], and 7[Punk] get really drunk and end up in a club... what happens at the club?
Chaos goes around intimidating people with her knife. Carmen asks for some snobby kind of upper-class martini sort of thing and leaves in disdain when they don’t have it. Mel doesn’t drink. At all. And Punk knows the bartender and gets free beer for everyone before he realizes none of them will accept it, for one reason or another.

If 2[Earthen] got a bra from 4[Aria] as a present, what would 2[Earthen] do/say?
Hah, that would actually work – Aria would totally do something like that. Earthen would smirk and then regift it to Carmen on her birthday and enjoy the expression on her face.

If 9[David] and 1[Chaos] do the hokey-pokey, would things end badly?
David thinks it’s hilarious and dances up a storm, but the only person injured is Chaos, who stands too close and gets a foot in the ribs.

CONGRATZ! 3[Carmen] and 5[Mel] have just won a slow dance of shame!
Carmen: I’ll have you all arrested for sexual harassment! –leaves-
Mel: -on the floor laughing- (she doesn’t like Carmen)


Do you think 7[Punk] and 9[David] could be super models?
Hrrm. Punk, I think, could – he’s quite attractive – and David would definitely try even though he’s not that attractive. His charm is in his personality, not his looks.


Would 1[Chaos] and 2[Earthen] have a panic attack if Prowl from Transformers animated walked into this room?
No, Earthen would probably get his autograph. He’s a Transformers kid. Chaos wouldn’t give a crap, she’d probably just freak out at Earthen for fangirling an animated robot. She’s seen much scarier things in her time than Transformers.


3[Carmen], 4[Aria], 5[Mel], and 7[Punk] each have one wish, what are their wishes?
Carmen would wish to control everything. She wouldn’t put it in those words though, she’d use some slippery lawyer-talk that would amount to the same thing and sound a lot less bitchy-control-freak.
Aria would wish for a hot motorcycle. Simple woman, simple tastes.
Mel would just wish for Bryce to be happy. She wouldn’t want to upset anyone by screwing with the natural order of death and all that.
Punk…? Eeeh, he’s hard. Probably an unlimited supply of money, so he can travel the world and never have to get a job. Also so he can get out of the underworld and not have to worry about repercussions. He’s a lot less blasé about these things now that he’s got Kay, who can find danger in a caterpillar.

6[Bryce] and 8[Kay] have their bodies swapped, what happens?
Kay wouldn’t actually freak out – it’s one of those weird things she’ll be totally cool with while babbling incoherently for hours about how the school schedule has periods from 1:43 to 2:58 instead of 1:45 to 3:00. She’d probably go make some cool new guy friends or something. Her animals would all know exactly who she is.
Bryce would freak out, definitely. It’d take him a long time to get used to it… and once he was fine with it, the Switcheroo gods or the Chinese lady from Freaky Friday or whoever would switch him back. Bad luck, Bryce!

9[David] and 10[Mary] move to Scotland, what happens?
LMAO again with the couples!
David is freaking out because Scotland is waaay closer than he’d like to his mom in England – she’s as tough as Mary and he can’t deal with two of them. Mary just has her hands full keeping David from getting into too much trouble in the bars.


GENDER SWAP! WHAT HAPPENS?
Most of them would just laugh and go about their business. They’d probably get called homosexual except that their chosen partner also had their gender switched (Aria would just go on flirting with whatever gender happened to catch her eye that evening). Except Carmen, who would try to call the authorities about 7 times before discovering that there are no authorities in this matter. Then she would use her masculine wiles (she’s attractive as a guy too) to win all the females in the City as her political/social allies (she took care of the males long ago, but the girls were still suspicious. No longer!)


If everybody was kung-fu fighting, would those cats be fast as lightning?
Except for David, who says he learned kung-fu while traveling in the Mongolian army but was never actually in Mongolia. This time, he is punished for his lie and hasn’t a clue.


Would 6[Bryce] flirt with 1[Chaos] to get out of trouble?
No. He’s a one-woman man and Mel would kick his ass if she found out he was flirting instead of just taking his lumps like everyone else.


9[David] eats 4[Carmen]'s sandwich, 4[Carmen] gets mad at 9[David]. So what does 4[Carmen] do to get back at 9[David]?
She wouldn’t sink so low as to ‘get back’ at anyone for anything so trivial. She’d just do the ice-queen freezeout thing. Which would make David very happy because he dislikes talking to her.

10[Mary] and 4[Carmen] have a tea party, so what happens?
Mary’s hosting, of course, and since she’s a 1914 gal she knows how to serve and everything. They’re both excruciatingly polite while hating each other’s guts the whole time. But Mary has the last laugh – she puts Exlax in Carmen’s Earl Grey before the day is out.

Is 6[Bryce] asleep at 12:43 A.M.?
I think so. Unless it’s Halloween, then he’s still cleaning up. xDD


Is any of your OC's meantely retared?
Earthen acts like it and heaven knows Mel and Mary call Bryce and David idiots often enough, but actually they’re all quite intelligent.
I’m assuming the misspelling was on purpose, although whoever wrote this has about seventeen more that I’m sure were accidental.


8[Kay] is a hyper active chipmunk on crack, how dose this effect 5[Mel]?
Haha, this could actually happen if Kay was a chipmunk. She doesn’t have enough sense not to get into the crack. She probably thinks it’s powdered sugar. Mel is calm and capable and picks up Kay and keeps her away from the crack until it wears off.


Would 1[Chaos] or 7[Punk] eat the most blueberries in 4 minutes?
Punk. Chaos wouldn’t deign to a contest and doesn’t like blueberries anyways. Punk could just eat normally and beat her.


MORTAL COMBAT!
Only Chaos and Carmen take it seriously – they fight to the death using whatever implements of doom are handy to them at the moment (candlesticks, plates, paperback books, etc). Earthen and David look at each other and David grabs chairs for people to sit in while Earthen hands out popcorn.

…Chaos wins, of course.

Do your OC's personally think this quiz is random?
Oh yes. They all hated it except for Kay.

Do YOU think this quiz is random?
Hm. I wonder.

OHHHH A BUTTERFLY!!! IT'S PRETTY AND PURPLE!
…says Kay whilst recovering from the effects of the crack taken with Aria.


FOOD FIGHT!!!! What happens?
Punk wins and Mary ends up doing the laundry. She’s pissed at David for weeks for starting it.


If they all have a picnic, who dies?
Earthen. He packed and only put in blueberries.


Do any of your OC's survive this quiz being unharmed?
How ‘bout the ones who did get harmed? It’s more interesting. Carmen (got killed in mortal combat), Chaos (got injured while watching David do the hokey-pokey), Mary (died to see what Chaos’ reaction would be), Kay (got poisoned while eating Exlax-laced cake and also almost fell off a cliff while doing crack with Aria), and Earthen and David (both got killed multiple times by multiple people for instituting whatever pranks these were).



You may notice I did this like an Eddie Izzard routine and randomly instituted elements from former questions.

…wow, no wonder people think I’m confusing. Look at that sentence up there!